Work Quote Of The Day:

Management: "Sooo Eric, when are you going to clean up your desk?"
Me: "When I'm sure I have a permanent job here at Lifescan."
Management: "Good answer."

Today Is My Birthday...

Today is a day of rest and relaxation. Do not bother me! Today, I will give myself a gift by taking a moment of my free time to schedule an appointment with a pshychiatrist.